A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through.
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen!'
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman..
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate
Awakened the kids
Set out their school clothes
Fed them breakfast
Packed their lunches
Drove them to school
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit
Went grocery shopping
Then drove home to put away the groceries
Paid the bills and balanced the check book
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog
Then, it was already 1:00 P.M.
And he hurried to make the beds
Do the laundry, vacuum
Dust and sweep and mop the kitchen floor
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen
Ran the dishwasher
Folded laundry
Bathed the kids
And put them to bed
At 09 P.M .
He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.
Amen!'
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night.'
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through.
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen!'
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman..
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate
Awakened the kids
Set out their school clothes
Fed them breakfast
Packed their lunches
Drove them to school
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit
Went grocery shopping
Then drove home to put away the groceries
Paid the bills and balanced the check book
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog
Then, it was already 1:00 P.M.
And he hurried to make the beds
Do the laundry, vacuum
Dust and sweep and mop the kitchen floor
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen
Ran the dishwasher
Folded laundry
Bathed the kids
And put them to bed
At 09 P.M .
He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.
Amen!'
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night.'
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